What I mean is that if you accept British tea, you're also accepting the King's authority to make laws over our land. PROTESTER: Put that drink down immediately! It contains the seeds of slavery. TEA DRINKER 2: Well, thankfully that's hardly likely to happen is it? In fact, I'd say that situation could never ever arise. I just don't know what I'd do if I was deprived of my daily cup. We mainly drink green tea in the colonies. There are four main types of tea: white, green, oolong and black. TEA DRINKER 1: Ooh, what a lovely drink! It's incredibly popular in America you know. But, we forgive you.įrom the script of ' The Boston Tea Party' PIERRE PAN: Ooh la la, you not listening to the order. Wakey, wakey, teachers: it’s better than attending a staff meeting. Let’s see if the teachers can do it! Scrub the decks, salute the captain, and climb the rigging. Read samples from the funny play script for kids:įrom ' The Real Pierre Pan' parody play script VARUS: Ahh, but there is good news! We’ll build Roman baths, public toilets.ĬHIEFTAIN #2: That looks fun. VARUS: (Showing picture of money bag going to Rome:)We’re going to collect taxes (Showing picture of person being whipped on the bottom:) and give you some good ol’ Roman law. Read samples from amusing elementary school play ' 4th July: Independence Day'.įrom ' The Lost Eagles' educational play script SERVANT 1: Not if you don't say 'please', sir. TYBALT: Give me your biggest, meanest, sharpest spoon for I mean kill a sworn enemy. TYBALT: A plague in your pants! What do you have? Romeo is now gazing lovingly a metre away from Julie, who does not notice him.) (Tybalt rushes over to the serving tables.

Aghh, alas I carry no sword and have no dagger. TYBALT: I recognise that face! A cursed Montague in our house.

There's no need for desperation: we can always tax the poor more. I'll even sell my jewels to pay for the expedition!įERDINAND II OF ARAGON: Steady on, dear. (All Penguins point to the sleigh in horror.)įrom the play script ' Christopher Columbus'

MAX: We even looped-the-loop and flew upside-down! OPENSLAE: So, that was probably when Father Christmas fell out. Read samples: NEW! - LIBRARY OF FUNNYįrom the Christmas comedy script ' Merry Penguins'

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